www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217863...illion-shambles.html

can someone point me to any government department who will hire my cocker spaniel Tags for £93,000 ?

I'll also throw in my moggie Molly in the bargain

They are both extremely good sniffers and can uncover bones anywhere-especially Molly who lived in garbage cans for the first 6 months of her life before I rescued her.

They can both be trained to seek out coconuts wherever they are. Guaranteed.

The media wins every time with these tales-the Haute de la Guerre story.

Report the original fantasy as though it's fact..then go full pelt when the whole shambles comes tumbling down.

Oddly-missing from my favourite tabloid The Daily Mail is there on-line report about a year ago by one of their female journalists who huffed and puffed about how the pedo riddled island had hidden it's sordid secrets similar to claims about Islington children's homes that ..errr, didn't really happen.

Someone must have accidently pressed the delete button.