This is factual, and I am not embarrased to tell you all.
I decided that, ahem, I did not have enough hair on my head, and so , I stupidly, took a very popular hair re-growth product, available from any pharmacy, and yes it has worked.!
Yippee, I hear you say.
I feel like a reject from a Carry On film, the eyebrows have grown like a hedge, and I have chest hair.(first time ever)
Im not too happy with this event or I wouldnt be posting, probably best to make the the joke first .
Why do they make you put this stuff on your head and it comes out elsewhere?

nm

more like Thing one and Thing two, from the Cat In the Hat, methinks...

nm

It doesnt seem to matter where you apply it Me Again!
But I will add, it does appear to give headaches.
And, its sticky, and I did this stuff on my poor little head five years back, and it worked, but the paperwork with it, seemed to promise me, that if I stopped the usage of it, my hair would fall out.
It didnt, I just like me old spikes, and will keep them as long as I can!
Im just not to keen , or even sure why I am becoming a Dennis Healey lookalike, after departing the lookalike genre of the industry.
Is this Gods work?

Todays Hair Update.......

Quite why you apply this stuff to your head is beyond me, as it would to be just as well to use internally.
I have, and this is gospel truth, grown a patch of hair between my shoulder blades of about five inches width.
Even more alarming, is that appears to be contagious.
My partner, has never suffered from any hair thinning problems, but seems to have absorbed the dreadly restorer and now looks like Suzi Quatro with a wig on top of her already great hair.
Is there an antedote?

It seems pretty obvious to me what to do, rub it into your chest, and spill a bit in your nether regions, odds on it has to come out on top at some point!!!

PMSL

Martin,
Well done for taking the Mickey out of yourself, it's a sign of someone with a good sense of humour.

Aslan

never trust a man who tries to hide the fact that he is bald

hmmmm, I dont think thats me!

Actually, I do recall that hilarious TV moment, which I think was TOTP, not sure,when I think (Mike Ried), again not sure, asked JK, how difficult his hair was to do every morning, and he pulled the multi-coloured wig off, and said "Its easy I just take it off!"
Anyway todays hair-update.....
It does exactly what it says on the tin!
On the instructions, it says, you may find in the first two weeks of using this product you have less hair in the effected places.
This is indeed true.
It still does not explain the chest wig on my back though, and the increase in my partners hair.
How the heck is she absorbing it? It cant be good!
I thank you all for joining my musings on this experiment of scientific nature.

How about a 'before' and 'after' picture Martin - so we can judge for ourselves?

Stretch

Good idea, and it is on its way, and it would probably be a good idea if I wear a different jacket on each photo to be honest.
I dont have a before picture of my back, this of course is too late!
There must be a film here somewhere "My Head And Various Things That Are Wrong With It"(cert 15),someone get me Nicholas Cage please.........

I tell you what though all?
Everytime I stick this bizzare emoticon, on this thread , it makes me smile, it looks like a little bald mad guy, with wet hair restorer flying off of his head!
If I knew anybody who looked like that he could work here all day, just to amuse me!

nm

Day Five.......
Less head hair, annoying hair growth on left shoulder blade, none on right shoulder blade, and a strange rash on my back.
I think I may abandon this experiment......

Day Six Hair Update......

After lunch, me and the dog take a nap, the dog has a preference for sleeping on my head and neck.
Normally , Jack Russells, do not appear to have a big collar fur around the collar regions of their bodies...


Uh oh....