Both he and Cameron have faces shaped like the backs of teaspoons and tiny, mean mouths; small eyes; plummy Etonian accents; neat suits and standard ties and shirts and army hair as worn by men 50 years ago.

Nobody in their right minds would vote for either of them. Used cars? Yes. Estates and property? OK.

I repeat my prediction (now reflected in the Sunday Times poll) - Labour will scrape in with a hung Parliament and the Lib Dems will hold the balance of power.

Can't vote Labour after the past fiasco and the murders in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Can't vote Tory. Ugh.
So it's Lib Dems or nothing for me and I'm veering towards nothing - why bother to go out and vote when it simply makes no difference? I don't play the lottery; why should I vote?

Osborne looks like he just fell out of the Regency period via a 'Life on Mars'-type scenario. He probably appears quite normal in a knee-length silk coat and shiny breeches.

I howled with laughter when I read your description the other day of Cameron being 'spoon-faced'- it's so true! And Osborne too, not quite as spoon-like as Cameron, but definitely from the same cutlery drawer.

JK's scenario would be wonderful if it happens..but he should vote for it to.

(love that name-Prunella Minge ! )

yes, I laughed at Prunella Minge too!