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A large fillet of Scottish salmon in honour of the best leader in the UK, I suspect, Mr Salmon (d), with chunky chips for Labour (you've had your chips) and the slightly sour and rather unattractive Tory red cabbage lashed with Lib Dem butter from the West country to give it flavour; don't write in your vote, Cable it.
Drinking chilled Pear cider Perry in protest at the tax (no alcohol; does it count?).