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Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!!
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#56486
In The Know

Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
There I was munching away on my biscuit when up pops the Brown one who says " ... the public want someone they can trust to tell the truth ... "

I almost choked !!!!!!!!!!!!

Could this be the same party once led by the great B-Liar ?
The ones who LIED about WMD ?
The ones who LIED about us being "45 minutes from attack" ?

Could these words have come from the same Brown one who only weeks ago appeared before the Iraq inquiry and diflected all quesions by insisting that defence spending had increased in EVERY year since the war (only to have to issue an apology days later saying that spending "may have dipped in one or two years"?) (The truth later came out that spending had dipped in the MAJORITY of years ... 5 of the 9).

Can the British electorate be so stupid ? (Perhaps it's better if you didn;t answer that !)
 
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#56489
Re:Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
There's so much that's shambolic - even the attempts at spin are shambolic, and you'd at least think we'd be getting better at THAT! Take yesterday, when Gordon Broon was sent to a little house in Kent to meet a nice little Labour supporter in situ. They got the cameras and lights ready, the woman sat down on her couch...amd Gordy STOOD over her and addressed her like Mr Gladstone urging a semi-recumbent lady of the night to get up and start knitting. It looked awful.

At the moment Nick ('I know Vince Cable - honest - he talks to me and everything!') Clegg is sounding like Kermit the Frog trying to do a John Major impression, much like John Major. He is stumbling over the softest questions thrown at him. Hopeless.

God knows where Lord Spoonface is. Probably sitting cross-legged in a little house in Kent.
 
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#56490
veritas

Re:Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
I see Ladbrokes have Labour at 250/1.. anyone taking a punt ?

I think it will be a surprise wipeout and history will be made.
 
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#56497
Emma Bee

Re:Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
In The Know wrote:

Can the British electorate be so stupid ? (Perhaps it's better if you didn;t answer that !)


I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer the British electorate gave in the last couple of general elections.
 
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#56543
In The Know

Re:Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
Emma Bee wrote:
In The Know wrote:

Can the British electorate be so stupid ? (Perhaps it's better if you didn;t answer that !)


I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer the British electorate gave in the last couple of general elections.


Unfortunately The Brown One wasn't elected !
 
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#56749
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Re:Election : Well, I almost choked on my garibaldi !!! 14 Years ago  
Prunella Minge wrote:
Take yesterday, when Gordon Broon was sent to a little house in Kent to meet a nice little Labour supporter in situ. They got the cameras and lights ready, the woman sat down on her couch...amd Gordy STOOD over her and addressed her like Mr Gladstone urging a semi-recumbent lady of the night to get up and start knitting. It looked awful.

Has God-awful Gordy been anywhere yet ? I know he's been to Stevenage and Kent (hardly criss-crossing the country is it?)

Is the plan to ensure that he NEVER meets ANY member of the public, and when he does that person has the door slammed in his face (like the man asking about his son's school) ?
 
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