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He's weird. He doesn't even JOG normally - his knee points inwards while his foot slants outwards. You don't jog like that unless (a) the doctor's fixed your severed leg back on the wrong way or (b) your lower back is falling inexorably apart or (c) you're actually not jogging at all but rather attempting a whimsical but ill-timed reprise of the old Wilson, Keppel and Betty 'sand dance' routine. And his wife doesn't know how to dress for someone with no curves whatsoever - you DON'T wear drainpipe trousers and straight-cut coats. What is WRONG with these people?