I have a very old leather Bum Bag - extremely trendy in the 60s; then totally out of fashion; now, I gather, back in style but always incredibly useful.
It really has fallen to pieces so I bought a new one at a shop - £5. Cheap and nasty. The zips broke. So I got one on the Internet - £15. I hate it. Awful. So today I went to Harrods. Where they are now called Waist Packs - very stylish, lovely and smart, great zips, strong straps, hook for mobile, splendid - by Tumi.

£175.

They should call them Patsy Kensits.

Lost me there Pru.

Like Fag Hags. But Bums. Like Liam. Patsy has poor taste.

Bum bags or fanny packs as the Yanks call them. A signal to thiefs that your an easy target. Best found on those who choose to wear socks with sandals. I would avoid at all costs JK. A holster for pound coins you say? Now your talking.

Dreadful accessory. Burn it JK !!! Leave pouches to the Kangeroos - we were created without one.

They look from a distance as though the wearer has a bad hernia. Avoid.

Every time I wear mine I start singing Downtown.

I've now registered my new bum bag. If lost it has a number that the finder can call collect and it will be returned to me free of charge from anywhere in the world.