It'll soon be the World Cup, where every match will be accompanied by the constant drone that comes from the mass-produced plastic horn known as the vuvuzela:



Er, enjoy...

Introducing The Vuvu Orchestra!!

Personally, nothing irritates me more at footie matches than those gutbucket Engerland 'fans' playing the Great Escape theme over and over again with a 'Aren't we hilariously eccentric!' look on their faces. But why not just watch the match? Singing's one thing - the Kop at Anfield in full voice is an awesome spectacle, and sound - but I don't see how you can really be gripped by a match whilst looking the wrong way and hooting on one of those horns non-stop.

Having said all that, I bet JK in his hit-making pomp wouldn't have missed the trick of getting a vuvuzela-themed single released in time for the tournament! (And, now I think about it...a new vuvuzela-driven version of the legendary "I'll Slap Your Face" would surely work...)

The orchestra is rather nice, but this will be the recurrent sight at the World Cup: humourless FIFA bigwigs versus the remorseless vuvuzela wall of sound:




(Serves 'em right, really!)