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TOPIC: Ken Clarke as Home Secretary?
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Ken Clarke as Home Secretary? 13 Years, 12 Months ago  
Would be a good and popular choice.
 
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Re:Ken Clarke as Home Secretary? 13 Years, 12 Months ago  
Any job for Ken. Er, apart from Health Secretary. He's like John Le Mesurier's naughty nephew: same suede shoes, same reliance on ciggies and scotch, same season ticket at Ronnie Scott's, same air of absent-mindedness about him... Compared to the robots on show these days he's a reassuring presence. (It's a bit like the story of the old public lavatories attendant who listed all the needles, bottles and sexual skirmishes that go on inside the cubicles and urinals before sighing and saying, 'When someone actually comes down here to have a shit it's like a breath of fresh air!')
 
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Re:Ken Clarke as Home Secretary? 13 Years, 12 Months ago  
Lord Chancellor (mmm, dig the wig) and Secretary of State for Justice (bit odd). Looks like a 'oops, we forgot to fit in Ken' type of placement.
 
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Re:Ken Clarke as Home Secretary? 13 Years, 12 Months ago  
Close JK - he has got the JUSTICE job. Not bad - and hopefully your INSIDE TIME newspaper will bag an interview with him as soon as possible - hopefully he can launch some reforms and get prisoners the vote as well.
 
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