One of my chums goes to 'Jazzercise' twice a week - more fool her! - and she comes staggering back moaning about the 'exhausting' songs they make the girls exercise to every single time - and as she lists them, I say, 'That was a Jonathan King single...Jonathan King found that one...Jonathan King covered that one...' 'Don't tell me he had something to do with that bloody "Who Let the Dogs Out"?' 'Well, er...' Thanks to jazzercise, a whole generation of increasingly fit but angry women are after you, JK! (But maybe you should release a 'Jazzercise with JK' CD and milk it!)