Balding in-bred wannabe soldier to marry unemployed night club addict. A nation celebrates.

I'm bored with it already. Why will this expensive bit of nonsense 'delight' a nation full of people struggling to keep their heads above water? I suppose for the same reason they were encouraged to think that Diana Spencer, who hailed from one of the most privileged, arrogant and smuggest families in the country's history, was a 'commoner' just like them. The media should be ashamed of themselves. Pass the sick bag, Alice.

Is it Christmas yet ?

The POLICE have CANCELLED Christmas, just like CROMWELL did.

And the couple choose to give an exclusive interview to ITV! Aren't they aware that there's a public service broadcaster around to do this sort of thing, or as they as petty as that pinheaded popinjay Charles? If William was in America he'd be sitting on a street and blowing into a cider jug somewhere in Alabama, and she'd be, well, doing about as much as she's doing here. Ghastly.