I loved the way-out and wildly eccentric Helena Bonham Hyphen Carter; she could teach Jordan a thing or two about how to use hair extensions to maximum effect. Did anybody catch the ironic remark about it 'not being all about winning kids'?
Now there's a real person - so rare to find in the precious world of luvvies - who doesn't feel the need to fake coyness and spend 10 minutes gushing nonsense all over the stage!