repeat on ITV1 just had the anally retentive detective virtually falling in love with the elderly toilet room attendant at a theatre because he, too, was so exact in the placement of soap and towels and when the attendant began brushing lint off Monk's jacket, Monk tenderly started brushing it off the attendant too and they spent several minutes brushing each other, after which Monk gasped "Michelangelo"!

Truly delightful TV.