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TOPIC: Let's all write a song......
#68450
Stevie Songsmith

Let's all write a song...... 13 Years, 2 Months ago  
...about tabloid drivel.

I'll start it off:

Red Top news
Bigoted views
Drivel to swallow
In a cunning ruse
 
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#68462
andrew

Re:Let's all write a song...... 13 Years, 2 Months ago  
It's Goodnews week
Who Sleeping Who
Who's more gay
It's in everyday
 
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#68468
Blue Kenney

Re:Let's all write a song...... 13 Years, 2 Months ago  
andrew wrote:
It's Goodnews week
Who Sleeping Who
Who's more gay
It's in everyday


No, that's not up to scratch. Press "Del" I think.

NoW Tabloid tricks
Phone hacking for kicks
Scraping the barrel
An MP being whipped!
 
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#68492
Blue Kenney

Re:Let's all write a song...... 13 Years, 2 Months ago  
And now for the chorus (plus a bit of plagiarism):

It's all tabloid junk
Most of it bunk
Drawing us all in
To a world full of sin
It's good news week!
Someone's dropped a bomb somewhere
Contaminating atmosphere
And blackening the sky
 
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