Michelle Melles - 28 - actually created bruises with makeup when she claimed to have been assaulted and would have gotten away with it if her (fake) tears hadn't made the makeup run!!!!

She got a six month suspended sentence at Teeside Crown Court. Her "attacker" would probably have got 7 years.

It would be hilarious if the implications were not (as I've been saying for a decade) that the law currently enables this kind of crime to succeed 9 times out of 10.

No doubt the femminist lobby says these are rare events,even though they seem to get reported daily!

I get a bit disturbed when I see mention of the "feminist lobby" as I do not believe genuine pioneer feminists like Germaine Greer, Betty Frieden etc have any involvement with the current mob who are akin to the self appointed "child protection" lobby-vocal and powerful but doing bugger all to assist the majority of abused kids (physical, mental and by neglect) but latch on to sex in a fairly obscene way.

### is there absolutely no former Page 3 Girlie out there down on her uppers who hasn't yet seen the opportunity to grab big bucks for the historic abuse of being made to perfom in kiddie porn photos for a major tabloid ??

the timing is perfect while they are under attack for other reasons..a big settlement ( out of court) could be yours !!

(now this is in the ether it is merely a matter of time before it happens..and you read it here first !!)