I have been specially selected by a very nice gentleman from Nigeria (a respectable doctor no less) to receive $65, 000,000, which is as I write being held for me (rather oddly perhaps) by the FBI in Washington DC.
The doc informs me they had to do this through the FBI due to a 'considerable number of illegitimate scams'. Dr John Kolulu also explains that this is money which has been reserved especially after one of his billionaire relatives died leaving special instruction to award the money to a random email user.What luck!
I can if I wish see all the documentation, but I presume that is after I send the special one off release fee of $450.00. A bargain I say!
Dr John Kolulu has also apparently been 'agrieved' as he has been with FBI officers since last Tuesday awaiting my reply. He wishes me godspeed and is looking forward to hearing from me.
What a lovely man. See you all in Fiji!