Nominate Jonathan King - celebrity Vile Pervert - as Chancellor of the University of Cambridge when Prince Philip retires.
50 nominations need to be in by June 17th.
Why?
I'm a Cambridge (Trinity) Master of Arts (English Literature).
It would REALLY upset a) the establishment and b) the media.
It would alarm and confuse the older generation who do not accept that a) Justice in Britain is fucked; b) the police in Britain are corrupt; c) the tabloids rule the world; d) politicians are all wankers and e) the young generation don't all do as they are told by Rupert Murdoch.
One original, individual student needs to start the ball rolling and organize this - is there that single, gutsy, courageous person prepared to do something different?

Many years ago, after four years in Cambridge, I got a degree - 1:1

Happy days

Still have pals there

Your message has been sent to them

Reply - 'gutter language and a sad past (and present) have no place here'

I'm afraid my 2:2 doesn't quite match up Peter but I would say - if "fucked" and "wankers" are now considered "gutter language", life in Cambridge is less fun than it was in my day.
And I'd say a delicious past, glorious present and anticipated fabulous future is my description of life.
Let us hope others feel more positive about the unlikely, indeed revolutionary, possibility!

JK2006 wrote:
indeed revolutionary

One must wonder who you think you are

Even to consider Cambridge is total madness

Keep making silly movies, watching TV and talking about yourself

I have a friend there at T Hall who might well get turned on by this totally anarchic idea; it would turn the entire city on its head.

Already provoking exactly the right mix of responses!

JK2006 wrote:
Already provoking the right mix of responses

and, of course, you never meant it anyway....

Cambridge students can barely spell these days. It's beyond caring.