superb!

nathanieltapley.com/2011/08/10/an-open-l...id-camerons-parents/

Dear David

You have done well !

With your background you dont need to work at all.
How public spirited of you to work for such a pittance as is paid to a Prime Minister in order to help these poor people who listened to Nu Labour for, how long was it? - about 12 years? - and all ended up (except B-Liar of course) poorer than when they first elected them!!

Thats what happens when you give the vote to the gullible and stupid.

Keep up the good work.

Love

Your Parents

ITK

For your information I have worked many years and deserve every penny I am getting, thank you.

You know very little about my background, but presume to know a lot.

You also quote the IMF quite a bit. I know a fair bit of inside info if you'd care to ask

David's parents should have taken more note of his school grades as well.

They would have noticed that he only gained a 'C' in his studies of the Westminster System- evident today when he said 'all the looters will go to jail'.

David obviously still doesn't know that judges decide penalties and pollies shouldn't be seen to dictate to judges how to implement laws.

He also claimed that riots will be declared 'violence' so businesses can claim on their insurance. This shows David is possibly naive or failed business studies if he thinks that one is going to run.

david wrote:
ITK

For your information I have worked many years and deserve every penny I am getting, thank you.

You know very little about my background, but presume to know a lot.

You also quote the IMF quite a bit. I know a fair bit of inside info if you'd care to ask

Every forum needs a clown David,we are very lucky to have our very own knowitall

David, I think ITK's posting was aimed toward Mr Cameron, not you. Unfortunately ITK's sycophantic attempt to paint Cameron as a truly benevolent man who is working as PM despite the fact that he doesn't need, from a financial viewpoint, to work at all is one which is unlikely to withstand any real scrutiny. People like Cameron are motivated by power, not cash. The original article, written, as far as I can see, by someone with a real grasp of humanity, is a splendid piece of satirical writing. ITK's repost - written, one supposes, as some kind of entirely weedy rebuttal - is just another demonstration of his/her complete lack of the sort of skills that make Mr. Tapley's excellent piece such an excellent bit of work. ITK's response is big on reactionary sentiment, as usual. And, just as usually, it is completely underwhelming in every other respect.

Locked Out wrote:
David, I think ITK's posting was aimed toward Mr Cameron, not you.

Just re-read it and yes of course you're right. ITK does have past form in insulting me as you know, so I was a bot quick in assuming and not reading it properly.

I'm pleased David said he will compensate businesses for their loss.

I was already imagining insurance companies rejecting claims.
Hope he compensates those who had their cars burned as well.

david wrote:
Locked Out wrote:
David, I think ITK's posting was aimed toward Mr Cameron, not you.

Just re-read it and yes of course you're right. ITK does have past form in insulting me as you know, so I was a bot quick in assuming and not reading it properly.

Past form,yes temper tantrums when she can't have her own way

"This behaviour was criminal behaviour," said Johnson of the recent riots - but in the past his attitude to vandalism has been more nuanced. In his and Cameron's day, the Bullingdon was most notorious for heaving a weighty flowerpot through the window of a distinguished Oxford eaterie. Cameron, it is said, had already left the scene, but Johnson was so proud that for a time he claimed he was arrested for his part in these exploits. In fact, he simply hid in the shrubbery at the city's botanical gardens. Lucky there were no 24-hour magistrates' courts in those days.'

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/aug/10/uk-riots-boris-johnson

Letter to Ed Miliband:


Dear Ed,

Please stop exploiting every big political issue for your own craven party ambitions whilst pretending to be claiming the moral highground as a serious statesman. Choose to do one or the other and stick with it. Oh yes, and get your nose sorted, prono
to!

Love and fraternal salutations,

Keir

Keir Hardie wrote:
Letter to Ed Miliband:


Dear Ed,

Please stop exploiting every big political issue for your own craven party ambitions whilst pretending to be claiming the moral highground as a serious statesman. Choose to do one or the other and stick with it. Oh yes, and get your nose sorted, prono
to!

Love and fraternal salutations,

Keir

Oh look,a Labour knowitall

Keir Hardie wrote:
Letter to Ed Miliband:


Dear Ed,

Please stop exploiting every big political issue for your own craven party ambitions whilst pretending to be claiming the moral highground as a serious statesman. Choose to do one or the other and stick with it. Oh yes, and get your nose sorted, prono
to!

Love and fraternal salutations,

Keir

Thanks for translating, Keir ... I've never understood a word he said (down his nose !)

Whatever he said ... you can be sure its what the Unions told him to say !!!

Dear Nick Clegg,

(former teenage arsonist)

Please may I quote a youtube comment on the video:

'To try and make a link with a teenager who burnt things and a teenager who burnt things, HOW RIDICULOUS'



Lots of love,

David xxx