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TOPIC: a question for ITK
#79621
veritas

a question for ITK 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Dearest ITK..
given that there are (approx) 29 million unemployed in the UK and job vacancies of (approx) half a million (ONS..but may be many more))..how do you propose to reconcile the two ?

taking into account all the permutations..scrounging mums, location, suitability for an occupation (qualifications etc) age etc etc

in 50 words or less...(preferably accompanied by a ten pound note)
 
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#79737
In The Know

Re:a question for ITK 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
veritas wrote:
Dearest ITK..
given that there are (approx) 29 million unemployed in the UK and job vacancies of (approx) half a million (ONS..but may be many more)


Oh dear veritas !

We all know you are down under (and therefor on your head) but I didn't know that also meant you read things backwards too !

There are NOT 29 million UNemployed in the UK - thats the number actually employed (and paying taxes, maybe) to support your favourite welfare mums.

PS - I passed a Timpsons shoe shop (remember them) today and they had a huge poster in the window proclaiming TRAINEE MANAGERS SOUGHT.

Problem is ... I expect applicants will need to be able to read and write !
 
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#79741
Re:a question for ITK 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Just one question,how do you come by the figure of 29 million unemployed in the UK?
 
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#79743
veritas

Re:a question for ITK 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
missed a decimal point...2.9M ..but the real figure is far more and the figure for under employed is the scary one.

Still...a nation of Timson Shoe Shop Trainee Managers..what fun
 
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#79773
In The Know

Re:a question for ITK 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
veritas wrote:
Still...a nation of Timson Shoe Shop Trainee Managers..what fun

Just shows that there ARE jobs out there - for those that want one and have the capacity to get one.
 
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