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I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final
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#79767
I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
because Sharapova's grunts and squeals were irritating me so much.
 
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#79776
Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
I have the same problem with all women's tennis ... although I sometimes watch Maria Sharapova with the sound off.
 
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Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King never grunted and squealed.

not on the tennis court.
 
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Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
You could simply put the sound track of a porn film over the women's tennis.
 
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#79831
Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
John Lloyd hits out at female grunters.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/16770120.stm

'...the crowd hate it...you don't need to make that noise to hit a ball...it is taught...this will be the noisiest ever women's final...it needs to be stamped out...

I'm sure Chris Evert grunted now and then. Perhaps I'm wrong. Not sure just when grunting first started to happen within tennis. But with Sharapova it's 'squeals' and 'moans' as opposed to 'grunts'. As if she's constipated. Horrible.
 
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#79832
Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
After further investigation....

John Lloyd clearly 'grunting' in a match against Borg.



Case closed.
 
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#79851
Jaded and Bored

Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Real men love the grunting porn stars oops tennis stars lol
 
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#79870
veritas

Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
I would have grunted if I was against Bjorn Borg as well.

He was great when he looked like a Reeperbahn rent boy
 
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Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
The Fat Controller wrote:
John Lloyd hits out at female grunters.

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/16770120.stm

'...the crowd hate it...you don't need to make that noise to hit a ball...it is taught...this will be the noisiest ever women's final...it needs to be stamped out...

I'm sure Chris Evert grunted now and then.


I doubt she did while married to John. Mr Boring! I do agree though - but it's not just the grunting and squealing, it's also the endless bassline rallies most of them play. Compared to the boys they're so limited these days.
 
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#79875
Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Borg was/is a living legend. That Borg/McEnroe final will possibly never be beaten for entertainment...as much as I admire Nadal/ Federer/Djokovic...
 
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#79877
Re:I actually stopped watching the Australian women's final 12 Years, 3 Months ago  
Quite. Federer is a great player but his ridiculous monogrammed blazers suggest he's not quite right. I fear he'll soon be turning up on court with chocolates.
 
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