After visiting a friend this evening, I took the short walk to where my car was parked near a community centre. This 'thing' whom I presumed was female was screeching and cackling like some demented old hag on the opposite side of the road. I quite naturally looked across wondering what on earth could be making such a ghastly din. She looked at me and in some drunken glare, she stopped and then screamed out like a baying banshee..."
What the fuck are you staring at you fat bastard!" Her zombie like friend laughed, and not even wanting to waste oxygen responding, I walked on and ignored 'it'!
Upon driving home I thought, what on earth has created that completely unfeminine hissing spitting monster?
I then worked a little of my bad karma, and so I know that this weekend 'it' will have a complete stinker!
I genuinely believe in bad karma. It's my only insane vice.