Much colder weather is on the way during the next few days and although it’s April we’re expecting many places to see snow.

As part of a radical plan to address the on-going drought situation in the south east, ITK has been working with the authorities to pinpoint locations in the United Kingdom where the heaviest snow is expected to fall.

The plan is to send convoys of refrigerated lorries and freight trains to these places where possible, and then to load huge amounts of snow on to them. The snow will then be transported to the south east, and dumped into rivers and reservoirs so it can melt and raise water levels. The addition of freezing cold snow to reservoirs is likely to make your tap water noticeably colder by Thursday, but keep calm and carry on.

Experts have described this as a radical solution to the drought threat, although there is a risk of failure if it isn’t quite cold enough and the snow falls as rain.

Posted Sunday, 1st April

In The Know wrote:
Much colder weather is on the way during the next few days and although it’s April we’re expecting many places to see snow.

As part of a radical plan to address the on-going drought situation in the south east, ITK has been working with the authorities to pinpoint locations in the United Kingdom where the heaviest snow is expected to fall.

The plan is to send convoys of refrigerated lorries and freight trains to these places where possible, and then to load huge amounts of snow on to them. The snow will then be transported to the south east, and dumped into rivers and reservoirs so it can melt and raise water levels. The addition of freezing cold snow to reservoirs is likely to make your tap water noticeably colder by Thursday, but keep calm and carry on.

Experts have described this as a radical solution to the drought threat, although there is a risk of failure if it isn’t quite cold enough and the snow falls as rain.

Posted Sunday, 1st April

You usually just piss on the poor

Ready for the snow ?

Now that everyone has filled their cars (and jerry cans!) there is nothing for the tanker drivers to do once the petrol stations have been replenished, so they can be drafted in to help transfer the water.

Roll up roll up, get your pure as the driven er Scottish snow! Much cheapness. Going cheap while stocks last!

In The Know wrote:
Ready for the snow ?

Now that everyone has filled their cars (and jerry cans!) there is nothing for the tanker drivers to do once the petrol stations have been replenished, so they can be drafted in to help transfer the water.

That's asking for a strike then ITK, not everyone panicked and filled up jerry cans.

As I said in my post about the drivers voting "yes" to a strike ... they can strike all summer if they want to ... I am sure the army will cope ... and as you all (surely?) will be staying indoors to watch the EuroJubilympics for the next few months, no one needs any petrol, do they?

Then ... all they "millions" who claim they want jobs ... can fill their positions, NO ?

angel wrote:
Roll up roll up, get your pure as the driven er Scottish snow! Much cheapness. Going cheap while stocks last!

I'll order six cases (it is 40% ABV???)