This year, Iceland is providing the lyrical fun'n'games in the Eurovision by proposing a song with the F word. "Congratulations" from Silvia Night (an outrageous character played by actress Eva Agusta) claims, "The vote is in, I'll fuckin' win".

But the Eurovision organisers are not having any lyrical faux pas, and have asked her to change the lyrics. Night says there's no chance, so we'll have to see what happens on the night.

This is almost as good as the fake Russian lesbians.

Time for her to grow up, methinks.

Yawn .... we've seen and heard it all before.

I also wonder whatever happened to the little man whose job it was to push the BEEP button at the appropriate moment. Maybe he's getting more work in the US.