Back in 1978 JK (now Vile Pervert) licenced this masterpiece to Lord Levy (then Mike Magnet Levy) as the TV commercial was getting a lot of attention.

It didn't sell much but it sounds hilarious today.

The B Side is the clue to Magnet 127 (JK Rules Forever).

So was the artiste name - roughly translated as Count Jonathan the Queen.

Not me singing, I'm pleased to say.