Price, Kaytona, Nolan are in there

With so many other hasbeens


On daytime TV - and tabloid press

Telling us how much weight they've lost


And how boyfriend #7 is lovely

Unlike #6, who left me, paying his bills


Many have faces like 'bags of spanners'

Yet still think they're glamorous, and interesting


Nolan's childlike and obnoxious remark about a fellow panelist, was rightly punished though

Sadly, she was allowed to return - to read her autocue again...

Katie Price and Kerry Katona are clearly very unwell. Poor cows.

Both have been bankrupt.

Their ex-husbands though have fared better.


Peter Andre (a legend) got £11k recently, for switching on Southport's Christmas lights.

Shane Ritchie is also an icon - to London's Eastenders.

Barney wrote:
Both have been bankrupt.

Their ex-husbands though have fared better.


Peter Andre (a legend) got £11k recently, for switching on Southport's Christmas lights.

Shane Ritchie is also an icon - to London's Eastenders.





Kerry Katona wins the lousy husband contest. One was a drug dealer and another one actually tasered her!