Price, Kaytona, Nolan are in there
With so many other hasbeens
On daytime TV - and tabloid press
Telling us how much weight they've lost
And how boyfriend #7 is lovely
Unlike #6, who left me, paying his bills
Many have faces like 'bags of spanners'
Yet still think they're glamorous, and interesting
Nolan's childlike and obnoxious remark about a fellow panelist, was rightly punished though
Sadly, she was allowed to return - to read her autocue again...