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TOPIC: CoronaVirus - am I too cynical?
#195665
Barney

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
The numbers are WHO ones

811 dead now, in about 30 countries

Over 37,000 infected


 
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#195668
Bookworm

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
I've been sneezing all morning.

I have all of your addresses.
Which one of you wants to look after me?
If you can't decide, I will!
 
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#195701
Barney

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Over 40,000 infected

Nearly 1,000 dead


Still spreading

Vaccine unavailable


 
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#195702
Nurse Hedda

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
Bookworm wrote:
I've been sneezing all morning.

I have all of your addresses.
Which one of you wants to look after me?
If you can't decide, I will!


I am reliably informed that Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson are investing £350M a dayino the NHS so you will be well looked after Bookie...report to your local hospital and we will ensure there will be a corridor corner or broom closet with your name on for the next 48 hours.

Is it just me or does Matt Hancock come across as a very appealing personality (unlike Philip Schofield ) that even a raging, aging socialist like me would like?
 
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#195708
Jo

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
 
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#195713
Bookworm

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 2 Weeks ago  
You just make sure you can fit your ass in there with me when it is time for my bed bath!


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#195772
md

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 1 Week ago  
I get the impression that the storytellers have been drawing their inspiration from the old sci-fi movies of the 50s/early 60s and disaster movies of the 70s-90s such as the Cassandra Crossing and Arachnophobia. The robot that was kicked out of the New York park for handing out masks and screening people without a permit should be sent to Japan to help entertain and bring supplies to the quarantined passengers aboard the Diamond Princess.
 
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#195795
Diaphonous

Re:CoronaVirus - am I too cynical? 7 Months, 1 Week ago  
Driving a hard bargain there.

*Danger* Slippery when wet on board. Freudian slips abound.

Positive aspects? The swelling can iron out the wrinkles.
 
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