Firstly, this is not exactly a vote winner is it?
Can`t go forward so let`s all go back.

Already , a script for an hilarious new sitcom springs to mind entitled "I`ll Do it Tomorrow Guv".

Scene one .
The new recruits arrive and are shouted at for turning up on parade , all appearing very smart although slightly sulky, all of which with their i-pods plugged in.

Sgt Major; Attention! You horrible emo lot!

(no-one hears)

Recruit 1; Can I some thing please ?

Sgt Major; SIR!!! TO YOU EMO BOY!!!!10 PRESS UPS NOW!

---10 minutes later--

Sgt Major; Still got something to say boy????

Recruit 1; Yes Sir, Is it ok if I borrow a USB socket as my battery is low.


Canned laughter, exit Cameron stage left.