I'm all for plastic surgey but clearly Ulrika is suffering from '
Alfie Syndrome" (first discovered on King of Hits)sometimes called the
Clifford Curse-the peculiar mental condition whereby those in the media bang on about pedophiles and yet promote and encourage such activity.
The condition is a lot more complex than that but that suffice's as a dictionary definition.
Do girls have perfect breasts at 16 ?..it's not something I've ever investigated but clearly Urilka has so I take her word on that.