with bad hair, mad eyes and a degree in Plod Speak.

I made a similar comment to my partner. Something of the creepy Patricia Hodge about her.

Totally off her trolley.

If that is the person in charge - no wonder the Police are in such a state up there. Could not believe she was the "boss" !

The question is - would you employ her to work for you ?

I can say right now a big NO.

How can these people command £150K a year salaries plus bonuses ?

I'm awaiting for the inevitable 'if you see him don't approach him...' Like anyone would..."Raoul...(waving madly)...Raoul...hope that's how you pronounce your name...is it rayoool? Anyway how's it hanging?...mind you I suppose there are some lunatics who would. Nice little earner if you survive.

Police are offering ten grand for info on the capture of Raoul Moat . Apparently if he's not caught by next week it goes up to twenty grand - making it a raoul over!

Sorry.

The Police are now claiming that Mr Moat has made threats to the wider public. An attempt by the Police to gain sympathy?

No try this

"MOATIE MATE, I am not in the Police, so shall we go for a beer ?"

but I expect you would find yourself the target of the Mad Policewomen and charged with aiding a criminal on the run by buying them a drink and trying to calm them down to see the bigger picture such as their KIDS GROWING UP ! that surely is one thing that he has something to live for ? but the Police are not even dangling that as an idea for him.....

The POLICE are in REVENGE mode - no difference between MOAT on Friday night killing his targets or the Police today chasing him.

Killing is killing - you can spin it anyway you want - it is always wrong but it is better to try and bring peace than to continue the killing.

Just watching the Local Conference by SUE SIM ( Chief Police Woman ) - she is actually very entertaining and has the large audience of locals in the palm of her hand. Very strange lady - almost has an "alien" quality like a Doctor Who ( River Song ) character about her...........

My mind about her is slightly changed whilst watching her interact with locals.

She has confirmed the SAS are not involved either - to large laughs from the local audience....

Perhaps when giving News Conferences she has not come over very well - and maybe it has been unfair to judge her completely on that.

Just seen the afore mentioned hag on TV,and am glad my safety is not in her hands...or hair,or face...

BR wrote:

She has confirmed the SAS are not involved either - to large laughs from the local audience.....

Has she decided what she is going to do with the 20 armoured cars that the N Irish police are sending ?

Please, please, please ... someone put the footage on YouTube !
The site of plods scurring around dense woodland in armoured cars will be classic !

I think she's MOAT in drag. They never look under their very noses.

JK2006 wrote:
I think she's MOAT in drag. They never look under their very noses.

It is very obvious that now one of two things has happened.

1. Mr Moat has shot himself in a location where he wont be found very easily for a long time thus costing the Police a billion pounds ( and making them look stupid )

2. Mr Moat has left the UK on a ferry aided by friends who planted the car and tent in Rothbury in order to send the Police the wrong way. Whilst they were looking for him there - he left the country and is now sitting on a beach ( possibly with Bin Laden and Elvis ) with a Pina Collada watching the hunt on the news and laughing very loudly because he probably has changed his appearance and is a surf instructor on the aforesaid beach where no one will ever question who he is because he is meant to be in Rothbury.

She's Lady Tottington from Wallace & Gromitt in a new role

BR wrote:
It is very obvious that now one of two things has happened.

1. Mr Moat has shot himself in a location where he wont be found very easily for a long time thus costing the Police a billion pounds ( and making them look stupid )

2. Mr Moat has left the UK on a ferry aided by friends who planted the car and tent in Rothbury in order to send the Police the wrong way. Whilst they were looking for him there - he left the country and is now sitting on a beach ( possibly with Bin Laden and Elvis ) with a Pina Collada watching the hunt on the news and laughing very loudly because he probably has changed his appearance and is a surf instructor on the aforesaid beach where no one will ever question who he is because he is meant to be in Rothbury.

I doubt he's shot himself, but he may well be out of the country. This could go on and become a worldwide hunt. Moat may be a number of things but he isn't remotely stupid. I know this sounds awful but there's a part of me that's beginning to root for him. Everyone thought this would be resolved inside two days. What intrigues me is Moat leaving clues along the way...camp fires, mobile phones... grainy CCTV images. It's gone beyond taking the piss, this has now become an intriguing game of virtual chess, and I now believe Moat is a wounded soul who is having his time to turn authority on its head...and he's winning.

The Fat Controller wrote:
What intrigues me is Moat leaving clues along the way...camp fires, mobile phones... grainy CCTV images. It's gone beyond taking the piss, this has now become an intriguing game of virtual chess, and I now believe Moat is a wounded soul who is having his time to turn authority on its head...and he's winning.

He may be leaving a false trail ... but Plod are not clever enough to fathom that out.

In high profile cases the media demand news every 30 minutes ... and Plod have run out entirely - so are probably now "making it up on the spur".

BREAKING at 8.10p.m

The PLOD claim they have MOAT located IN Rothbury and are negotiating with him !!!

Looks as if he is ready to give up !!!

Two police cars have crashed into each other in the excitement.....

LIVE NOW ON THE NEWS CHANNELS !!! ( Better than Eastenders )

Does she remind anyone of the Maggie Thatcher puppet from Spitting Image?????

BR wrote:

Two police cars have crashed into each other in the excitement.....

The words "piss-up" and "brewery" spring to mind.