Ken, do you really believe that you single-handedly saved one of the biggest components in the Murdoch empire with your 'Bizarre USA' column. Next you'll be telling us that Elvis has been on the phone and wants YOU not Simon Cowell to make him famous again.
Surely your real claim to fame has got to be as the first British celeb to wear a baseball cap long before they were cool and trendy. Just think, if Tommy Cooper had never become famous it might have been a fez instead!